1. "If I print this email, will you scan it and email it for me?"
  2. "I feel like the placement of the image throws the whole page off balance. Can we move the image one pixel to the right?"
  3. clientsfromhell:

    Client: Can you put one of those sand boxes on the website?

    Me: I’m sorry, what boxes?

    Client: Sand boxes. With the little dots inside. So people can take pictures.

    Me: Um… QR codes?

    Client: YES! One of those on the site!

    Me: Well, what would it link to?

    Client: The website!

    Me: But… they’re already on the site.

    Client: Oh, I see.

  4. quoteskine:

I always loved these Kimya Dawson lyrics, they feel pretty relevant today.

    quoteskine:

    I always loved these Kimya Dawson lyrics, they feel pretty relevant today.

  5. clientsfromhell:

    My client is the manager of a nightclub.

    Client: Can you do us a Facebook profile picture with XY and Z on it? And on the back can you list the drink promos?

    Me: Um, there isn’t a back of a Facebook profile picture.

  6. "Love the logo! What font size did you use so we can reproduce it in Word?"
  7. clientsfromhell:

    Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

    Me: What black pen?

    Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

    Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

    Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

  8. clientsfromhell:

    Client: Can you make it less black, like half black?

    Me: Do you mean grey?

    Client: No. Less black.

    Me: Well there’s black or there’s no black.

    Client: We want black, we just want the black to be less black. Like half.

  9. clientsfromhell:

We had a repeat story this week, so enjoy a little something extra  courtesy of Jesie Castro.

Every time.

    clientsfromhell:

    We had a repeat story this week, so enjoy a little something extra  courtesy of Jesie Castro.

    Every time.

  10. photojojo:

    Japanese photographer Yoji Ookata was diving 80 feet below sea level when he seemingly discovered the world’s next underwater art exhibit. 

    After bringing a camera crew back and doing some investigation, it was discovered that these intricate sand formations were made by none other than a single fish! 

    Photographer Stumbles Upon Underwater Crop Circles Near Japan

    via DeMilked | Spoon & Tamago

    Amazing!

  11. stbernard:

    inspirezme:

    Good Boy lamp (2012) was designed by whatshisname as an item of everyday use that makes the user uncomfortable with every use. The On/Off switch is shaped as a turd that needs to be stepped on. Puppy is in its natural pose, looking around with a bit of surprise on her face. Both lamps were supposed to be part of London’s the Art Below exhibition on London Underground stations. Even though organizers accepted the work, unfortunately London Underground banned it for being offensive.

    LMAO!

    Ew, gross.

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